YesIamJames, destroyer of the illogicons!

just-smith:

Let’s play a game of ‘who’s the rapist’.

1. You’re wildly drunk and you hook up with a sexually aware 14-year-old. Who’s the rapist?

A) You
B) Them
C) Both of you
D) Neither of you

2. You’re wildly drunk and you hook up with somebody who is slightly less drunk, but feeling very…